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this is cute, funny and funnily enuff fairly accurate for me (sorry no cameras in my bedroom!) but what the hell? this is the second thing ive read that says i scare people! LOL (the first is the seduction style quiz in my silly blog things list) ahh well, have a look for your sign (i put mine first) and let me know if its tru for u!

LEO

July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!

Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they have sex. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show!

They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the
ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.

FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring or perhaps you
can use them both together!

LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone
adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to
your next Lioness!!

LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to
roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top
of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or
a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing
cats love, it's a scratch!

After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a
snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you
know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a
gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let
them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to
'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!

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AQUARIUS

Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS.
The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a
lover that turns Aquarius on.

They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all
the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which
means that pornography gets them hot!

Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are
very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds
little interest for them.

FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.

BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this.

AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too.
Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just not into
3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that
for fun, but not with the love of his life.

AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds
him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She
likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come across as cold,
but she's just protecting herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After
awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere
above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of
your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a
release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!

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PISCES

Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you
want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you!

When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure
pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want
satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in
the mood.

One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,
very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale
romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The
girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a
bit flighty.

But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex
should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his
attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held
gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the
sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows
there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love
Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10
minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the
tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their
tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil
all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces
REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one.
Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!

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ARIES

March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often
in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear
to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings
boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary
position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and
enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an
Aries.

FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge

BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types,
you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you
bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!

ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance
novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be
treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries
chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your name the
next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't
get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a
spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to handle her?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is
an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or
neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay.
Drool is not cool!

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TAURUS

April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex

Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by
VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires,
including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness. When a typical Taurus makes
love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe
the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily
cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang.
They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.

FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most
comfortable.

BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"

TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make
love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he
LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!)

He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always
waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.

TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is
gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can
go for hours at a time, days on end.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their
earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by
gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male
stand at attention within seconds.

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GEMINI

May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultr-extreme raunchy talk.

Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close
second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex,
but sometimes that's all they're looking for.

They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a
quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy
restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to
those of the same sex.

FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they
must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up
for air if they need to.

BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new
ideas

GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. Hes a lights on,
in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises and
talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the
intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around
forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the
signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at
work, in the backseat of a car???

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the
good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that
even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine!

Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and
nibbles. If you get one or two yelps, then you know you're doing something
right, then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each
fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as
if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one
working!

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CANCER

June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this
water sign's many mood swings!

Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before
they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing
the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the
women, who either get pregnant
at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual.

All Cancers WANT to be parents!
Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by
home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the
dream partner!

FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back
with all their sensitive areas exposed!

BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his
own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!

If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do
whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and
he's a BREAST man!!

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to
get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a
Cancer woman?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them
going. Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer
female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in'
coz you're likely to scare her.

It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get
straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him
bouncing off the walls in no time!

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VIRGO

August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speed???but don't worry because Virgo
likes to take their time in the sack!!

Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They
may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a
one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and
subtlety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once
Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework
and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let
this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle
instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl.
Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo
LOVES spontaneous sexuality!

VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman
should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist
ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it
is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of
habit, so if your lover can get you into the habit of sleeping with her, who
knows what might happen?

VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do
fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave
the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what
you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you.
You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting
for someone to unearth it!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty
in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the
bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you
want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!!

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LIBRA

September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus -
The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get
what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are
notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look
you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you",
even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart
and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.

Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd
rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you. In bed,
it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you exactly what
they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do
it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if
there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have,
but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be
seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband
material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and
considerate but may suffer from Premature Ejaculation!

LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their
legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her
individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad
breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base.
Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl
groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in
the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be
gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term
'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of
Libras are gay?

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SCORPIO

October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO
The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means
that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.

Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another
hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you
if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking
though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at
putting on a
straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex.
The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest
fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky
enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's a
rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a
black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you
don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't
like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too
many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a
wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her
off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no
problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get,
because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never
win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone
is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as
easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready
and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for
today are RUB, RUB, RUB.

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SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER
God of money, luck and good times between the sheets.
Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are
wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be
wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT!

Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at
'talking it up'. Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you
happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've
NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have
probably been caught doing it somewhere public.

When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow.
You'll be surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the
chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him.
Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be
prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it, and
if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else. He
will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash
in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves
her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest
things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating
if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality?
She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding
yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite
hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy
herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid
to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you!
The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public
place!

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CAPRICORN

December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN -
The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn
can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!!

Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to
tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you
can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on
by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the
ability to go all night if they want to!

FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the
randy goat.

CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect
acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching
paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you
can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.

CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to
crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave
position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so
experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will
take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees!
Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region.
Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.

 This was too funny not to blog!  (found on seaangels site :) )

Rules of Drunk Dialing:

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2.  It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

3.  If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you!"

4.  Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.

5.  Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6.  Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
OUCH!

7.  It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8.  You can also call this same ex and let him know, that you know, that he still loves you. Then explain to him that I would still love me too!

9.  If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

10.  It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

11.  Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.

12.  Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".

13.  If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14.  Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

15.  If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.

16.  Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if you feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.

17.  Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.

18.  When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when you're drunk... "You want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"

19.  Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20.  Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers.

Back in Play - Reconnecting with old Friends

almost 8 months ago i made some life changing decisions for myself and my children. during this time, there have been a lot of past friends (some were more than friends) re-entering my life, and (unfortunately) some current friends have exited my life. as im sure you know, some people always pop in and out, or you run into them every few years, some stay in contact indefinitely, some are only around for a short period of time. but for some reason, within the last 8 months, each and everyone has made an impact on my life, either in large or small ways. has it been predisigned? do/did each have their purpose?  will the ones that have exited re-enter when it the time is right? i have asked these and more questions over this  period of time and this email i recieved really seemed to strike a chord.

read it and judge for yourself :)

Every person that passes through our lives makes a contribution to our life stories. There are those who play large roles and make deep impressions, but sometimes a brief special appearance before life takes them in another direction creates a meaningful connection. It is a rare gift when they suddenly reappear in our lives after a long absence.

Though the world may seem full of more people than we could ever know, we are often drawn to people with similar energy, which brings us together time and time again. On first meeting, the characters in our life stories may seem familiar. We may know each other from past lives or perhaps we merely recognize the energy of a kindred spirit. But when fate brings old friends back into our lives, there is always a reason. They may act as messengers, reminding us of a part of ourselves we have forgotten to nurture. They might appear to give us a chance to react in a new way to an old situation. They may even bring up unresolved issues so that we may complete them, giving us the chance to move forward on our life path. Whether old friends, previous romances, or once and future partners, their reappearance is more than mere chance. They may never know what they bring into our lives, but the renewed contact is a gift.

If this hasn't happened to you, maybe you are meant to initiate contact by seeking out old friends. If old friends come to mind or into your dreams, use their appearance as an excuse to get in touch. If an old song or movie reminds you of them, reach out to share the gift of renewed contact.

Wherever you fall in the circle of connection and reconnection, be sure to look beyond the surprise of the moment to enjoy the deeper gift that this revelation brings.

Daily OM, July 5, 2006